Phaib Tawm Tsam Tib Neeg yog kev ua si hauv daim npav uas koj siv daim npav dub nrog cov lus thiab kab lus ntawm lawv los sau rau hauv qhov chaw khoob thiab teb cov lus nug ntawm daim npav dawb. Yuav kom yeej, koj yuav tsum yaum "Card Czar" tias koj daim npav dub yog cov lus teb uas lom zem tshaj plaws lossis txoj hauv kev kom ua tiav kab lus. Daim npav Czar hloov pauv txhua qhov puag ncig. Txhawm rau ua tiav, nrhiav txoj hauv kev ntse los siv cov lus teb tsis txaus ntseeg. Tuav koj daim npav zoo tshaj plaws ntev li koj tuaj yeem ua tau, thiab ua tib zoo saib rau txhua tus neeg xav li cas yog qhov lom zem los kho koj cov lus teb raws li Daim Ntawv Czar. Nco ntsoov tias Phaib Tawm Tsam Tib Neeg tuaj yeem ua phem yog tias koj tsis pom kev lom zem tsaus ntuj, yog li nws tsis yog qhov kev ua si zoo ua si nrog menyuam yaus lossis tib neeg uas koj tsis paub zoo.
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Txoj Kev 1 ntawm 3: Nrhiav Kev Sib Tw Ua Ke
Kauj Ruam 1. Muab cov npav dawb tso nrog cov lus nug uas tsis muaj tseeb
Thaum qee daim npav dawb tau lom zem rau lawv tus kheej, ntau ntawm lawv yog qhov tsis txaus ntseeg. Nrhiav txoj hauv kev tsis zoo los siv daim npav tsis txaus ntseeg hauv txoj hauv kev uas tsis xav txog kom luag ntxhi sai thiab tau qhab nia nrog daim npav tsis txaus ntseeg hauv koj txhais tes.
- Piv txwv li, "Magnets" tsis tshwj xeeb rau nws tus kheej, tab sis yog tias daim npav dub yog "Dab tsi ua tsis tau kom muaj kev lom zem rau tog?" txhua tus neeg yuav cia siab rau qee qhov vwm, dhau-saum-lus teb. Koj tuaj yeem nyiag puag ncig los ntawm kev ua daim npav tsis tau xav txog ntawm no.
- Lwm qhov piv txwv yuav yog siv daim npav "Txiv neej" rau daim npav dub "MTV qhov kev ua yeeb yam tshiab qhia txog yim tus neeg muaj koob npe nyob nrog _," uas muaj qee qhov tso dag tso luag tab sis yog txoj hauv kev ntse ntawm siv daim npav dawb tsis txaus.
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Daim Npav Czar yog tus kws txiav txim plaub ntug uas saib tag nrho cov lus teb thiab xaiv tus yeej. Daim npav Czar hloov pauv txhua qhov puag ncig, yog li paub Card Czar tus yam ntxwv yog qhov tseem ceeb rau kev ntsuas txhua qhov tig.
Kauj Ruam 2. Mus rau qhov ua rau poob siab los ntawm kev nrhiav kev sib xyaw ua ke lossis tsis muaj qhov sib txawv
Ib txoj hauv kev kom tau luag zoo tawm ntawm Card Czar yog los tsim cov duab tsis tseeb hauv lawv lub siab. Raws li koj tab tom saib los ntawm koj daim npav, nrhiav txoj hauv kev los tsim qee cov duab nce nrog koj daim npav dawb. Qhov no feem ntau yog txoj hauv kev zoo los sim thiab ua rau Card Czar luag, yog li nws yuav tsis ua haujlwm ntawm txhua qhov puag ncig yog tias koj cov neeg sib tw muaj daim npav zoo dua. Qee lub sij hawm, tsuas yog ua qhov tsis raug yog txoj hauv kev zoo kom tau qhab nia nyob ntawm Card Czar.
- Piv txwv li, teb "Batman qhov kev txaus siab yog dab tsi?" nrog "Chunks of hitchhiker tuag" yog qhov qias neeg, tab sis nws zoo li yuav luag tau ntawm lub rooj.
- Rau daim npav uas tau tsim los kos cov lus teb ntawm kev sib deev, zoo li "Vim li cas kuv thiaj nplaum?" qee zaum nws yog qhov zoo dua los ua qhov random. Mus tawm tsam cov nplej thiab ua si "Lub tsev hais plaub rov txiav txim dua," lossis "Classist undertones," los tsim kev sib txawv txawv.
Kauj Ruam 3. Mus los ntawm txhua daim npav hauv koj txhais tes ua ntej xaiv koj cov lus teb
Sai li daim npav dub tau ntxeev, nyeem dhau txhua daim npav dawb hauv koj txhais tes txhawm rau ntsuas qhov lus teb zoo tshaj. Txij li muaj ntau qhov kev lom zem ua ke hauv Daim Npav Tawm Tsam Tib Neeg, nws yooj yim mus nrhiav qhov kev xaiv zoo nyob rau saum toj 2-3 daim npav. Qhov no tsis txhais tau tias nws yog koj txoj hauv kev zoo tshaj plaws ntawm kev yeej puag ncig txawm hais tias!
Txheeb cais koj txhais tes raws li hom kev teb koj tau txais. Txhawm rau ua kom yooj yim tig los ntawm koj daim npav, nws tuaj yeem pab pab pawg ua yeeb yam, khoom noj khoom haus, lus teb ntawm kev sib deev, thiab ua kom tiav cov kab lus hauv ib feem ntawm koj txhais tes
Kauj Ruam 4. Saib rau daim npav uas rov kho dua ib leeg hauv txoj hauv kev tshwj xeeb kom yeej daim npav "xaiv 2"
Qee daim npav dub muaj "xaiv 2" hauv qab vim tias lawv muaj 2 qhov sib txawv hauv qhov chaw tam sim. Txog cov npav no, saib kom lom zem ua ke hauv koj daim npav dawb uas rov kho dua ib leeg hauv macabre lossis txoj kev tsis txaus ntseeg.
- Piv txwv li, "Silence" thiab "Mime muaj mob stroke" yog qhov ua ke lom zem vim tias mimes tsis ua suab nrov thiab cov duab ntawm mime tuag ntsiag to yog qhov lom zem hauv qhov tsaus ntuj.
- Lwm qhov piv txwv yuav yog, "Geese" thiab "Fancy ducks," uas yog qhov lom zem vim tias nws ua rau pom cov duab ntawm geese taug kev ncig cov os zoo li pawg ntawm cov noog snobbish.
Txoj Kev 2 ntawm 3: Siv Cov Txheej Txheem Zoo
Kauj Ruam 1. Tuav koj daim npav dawb zoo tshaj kom txog rau thaum muaj qhov txaus luag heev
Txhawm rau ua kom zoo dua koj qhov yuav muaj yeej ntawm qhov kev ua si, nws tuaj yeem pab tuav koj daim npav dawb zoo tshaj kom txog thaum daim npav dub npau taws tuaj. Nrog daim npav dub lom zem, txhua tus neeg ntawm lub rooj yuav ua lawv daim npav zoo tshaj, tab sis lawv yuav zoo li tau ua si feem ntau ntawm lawv daim npav muaj zog dhau ntawm ob peb teev dhau los. Tuav koj qhov kev xaiv zoo tshaj plaws tsuav koj tuaj yeem txhais tau tias koj yuav muaj daim npav zoo tshaj ntawm lub rooj thaum txhua tus neeg twb tau ua lawv daim npav muaj zog lawm.
- Ib txoj hauv kev zoo los qhia yog tias daim npav dub yuav kos daim npav dawb zoo tshaj ntawm txhua tus neeg txhais tes yog tias txhua tus luag thaum daim npav dub tau ntxeev.
- Killer cov ntawv dawb zoo li yuav lom zem rau lawv tus kheej vim tias lawv koom nrog cov tswv yim tshwj xeeb thiab cov duab. Piv txwv suav nrog "Lub tshuab cua ntsawj tag nrho cov neeg tuag," "Cov poj niam hauv kev lag luam yogurt," thiab "The Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System."
Kauj Ruam 2. Hlawv koj daim npav dawb phem ntawm ib puag ncig koj paub tias koj tsis tuaj yeem yeej
Yog tias daim npav dub tau ntxeev dua thiab koj tsis muaj daim npav zoo uas haum nrog qhov hais kom sai, tsuas yog muab koj daim npav phem tshaj pov tseg. Txhua cov lus teb tsis tau tsim sib npaug, thiab yog tias daim npav tsuas yog tsis zoo li lom zem heev, koj yuav tsis yeej nrog nws. Yog tias daim npav tau nyob hauv koj txhais tes rau tag nrho cov kev ua si, nws kuj tseem yuav yog lub cim qhia tias nws tsuas yog tsis yog tus yeej.
Daim npav "txiv dag" zoo li yuav tsis nrov yog tias koj tab tom ua si nrog cov neeg laus. Daim npav zoo li "Barack Obama," "Tus Kws Pab Tswv Yim," thiab "Loj hlob ib khub" zoo li rub lub qhov muag los ntawm cov neeg siv feem ntau
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Daim npav tag nrho saum toj kawg nkaus yuav zoo li lawv zoo heev, tab sis tshwj tsis yog tias koj tab tom ua si nrog pab pawg hluas, tej zaum lawv yuav ua tsis tau zoo. Piv txwv xws li “Boobs,” “Flying sex snakes,” thiab “The Blood of Christ.”
Kauj Ruam 3. Zam cov lus teb tshwj tsis yog lawv raug ntaus nrog Card Czar
Txawm hais tias ua tsis zoo lossis ua phem yuav ua haujlwm txhua lub sijhawm, rau cov neeg feem coob nws tsuas yog ua rau lawv tig lawv lub qhov muag. Daim npav Czar kuj tseem tuaj yeem txaj muag lees tias lawv xav tias nws lom zem. Qee zaum qhov no yuav zam tsis tau txawm tias. Tsis muaj txoj hauv kev txaus los siv daim npav uas nyeem "Auschwitz," piv txwv li, yam tsis ua phem.
Feem ntau muaj txoj hauv kev zoo dua los siv cov lus teb tsis zoo ib yam, vim tias lawv tuaj yeem siv los tsim qee cov lus teb yam tsis tau xav txog. Piv txwv li, "Phau Vaj Lug Kub Npaiv Npaum Dawb Huv" yog cov lus teb zoo rau "Los rau Broadway lub caij no, _: The Musical."
Kauj Ruam 4. Siv daim npav ua koob tsheej hauv txoj kev xav tsis txog kom tsis txhob teb cov lus nug
Ntau daim npav hauv Phaib Tawm Tsam Tib Neeg siv cov kws ntaus nkauj, cov thawj tswj hwm, thiab cov ua yeeb yam. Cov npav no feem ntau tau siv hauv txoj hauv kev pom tseeb, yog li ua si lawv ntawm kev ua phem lossis tsis siv daim npav dub kom tau txais qhov luag tsis tau xav txog. Yog 0 cov lus teb haum zoo heev, feem ntau nws tsis yeej, thiab daim npav ua koob tsheej no haum kom huv heev rau ntau qhov kev pom tseeb.
- Piv txwv li, "Barack Obama" yog cov lus teb pom meej rau "Dab tsi George W. Bush xav txog tam sim no?" thiab tsis zoo li yuav yeej qhov puag ncig. Nws yog qhov ntse thiab tsis teb lo lus teb rau qee yam xws li "Dab tsi pab Obama so?" ho.
- Muaj ntau ntau pob nthuav dav rau Daim Npav Tawm Tsam Tib Neeg, thiab qee qhov ntawm lawv hais txog cov kws ntaus nkauj lossis cov kws lij choj. Yog tias koj tsis paub tus neeg muaj koob npe ntawm koj daim npav, kho nws zoo li daim npav phem tshaj hauv koj txhais tes thiab hlawv nws thaum koj tsis xav tias koj yuav yeej ib puag ncig.
Txoj Kev 3 ntawm 3: Nyeem Chav
Kauj Ruam 1. Ua tib zoo saib seb lwm tus neeg ua haujlwm li cas rau koj cov lus teb
Yog tias koj tau tso siab rau feem ntau ntawm kev lom zem ua nom tswv thiab koj tsis tau txais qhov luag luag, hloov koj lub tswv yim. Txij li txhua leej txhua tus ntawm lub rooj hloov pauv raws li Daim Ntawv Czar, nws pab kom muaj qhov ntsuas tau zoo rau txhua tus neeg ntawm lub rooj pom lom zem. Tuav rau qee daim npav uas haum rau lwm tus neeg txoj kev lom zem kom siv lawv thaum lawv yuav ua tau zoo tshaj plaws.
Piv txwv li, yog tias lwm tus neeg ua haujlwm teb rau qhov kev tso dag tsaus nti, tuav rau "Kamikaze tus kws tsav dav hlau" lossis "Hluas cev xeeb tub" txog thaum nws tig los lawm
Kauj Ruam 2. Txheeb xyuas hom kev teb uas nquag siv los sawv tawm
Hom neeg sib txawv muaj qhov sib txawv ntawm kev lom zem. Yog tias koj tab tom ua si nrog pab pawg uas nyiam ua phem cov lus teb, ua phem rau koj tus kheej ua rau nws nyuaj rau sawv tawm. Koj muaj txoj hauv kev zoo dua los yeej txhua qhov kev sib tw yog tias koj tuaj yeem nrhiav lwm txoj hauv kev ua rau cov neeg ua si ntawm lub rooj luag.
Qhov sib txawv yog qhov siab uas yuav muaj ntau cov lus teb uas tau luag rau txhua qhov puag ncig. Ib qho ntse luag yuav luag ib txwm ntaus qhov pom tseeb luag
Kauj Ruam 3. Kho koj cov lus teb raws li Card Czar tus yam ntxwv
Thaum tus neeg uas ua ntawv uas nyiam kev tso dag txog kev sib deev yog txiav txim, ua koj daim npav sib deev tshaj plaws. Yog tias tus neeg tshwj tseg uas ntxub kev tso dag txog kev sib deev yog txiav txim, nyob deb ntawm cov lus teb risqué. Kev kho koj tus kheej cov lus teb raws tus kws txiav txim plaub ntug yog txoj hauv kev zoo kom ua tiav cov qhab nia.
Ua siab tawv rau cov xwm txheej loj hauv Card Czar tus kheej keeb kwm. Piv txwv li, yog tias lawv txiv tuag vim mob qog noj ntshav, ua si cov lus teb zoo li "Mob Ib Ntus" lossis "Koj txiv" yuav tsis mus zoo
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Cov neeg ua si feem ntau ua daim npav uas lawv tus kheej pom lom zem. Muaj peev xwm hloov kho koj tus kheej kev lom zem thiab txiav txim siab Czar tus yam ntxwv yog txoj hauv kev zoo los ua cov qhab nia.
