Tej zaum koj yuav yog, qee lub sijhawm, yuav tsum tau hnav khaub ncaws zoo li tus ntxhais dhia rau Xus tog lossis koom nrog kev ua yeeb yam. Nov yog cov lus qhia yuav ua li cas hnav, hais lus, ua thiab xav zoo li tus ntxhais jock! Cov lus qhia no yuav txhim kho koj tus cwj pwm jock; yog li npaj kom dhau los ua tus ntaus kis las, feem ntau yog menyuam ntxhais puag ncig.
PROLOGUE: Muaj ob hom jocks: "Pink Jocks" thiab "Blue Jocks". Pink Jocks yog cov ntxhais uas hnav cov ris tsho sib sib zog nqus thiab dhia mus rau Brittney Spears. Blue Jocks yog cov ntxhais uas ua zoo li txiv neej ntau npaum li lawv tuaj yeem ua tau. Txiav txim siab tam sim no yam jock uas koj tab tom sim ua. Kuv yuav piav ob qho
Cov kauj ruam
Kauj Ruam 1. Ua koj cov plaub hau
HAIR: Rau Pink Jock, koj xav kom nws tawm ntawm txoj kev tab sis tseem zoo nkauj. Feem ntau Pink Jocks yuav hnav Fab Kis braids, ponytails lossis cov plaub hau tsis meej nrog neon headbands thiab plaub hau plaub hau thiab lwm yam. Pink Jocks yog perky; txhua cov plaub hau uas koj hnav yuav tsum yog HIGH UP ntawm koj lub taub hau. Xav Whoville. Droopy, ntawm-lub-caj dab ponytails? Yog li pib xyaum ua. Blue Jocks xav ua tub, yog li plaub hau? Xav me tub. Short, shaggy thiab cropped. Cov plaub hau txuas ntxiv yog tsis muaj-tsis muaj. Tsuas yog ib pab pawg tawm dag zog uas ua rau koj zoo li Mikey tus tij laug los ntawm Goonies. Yog tias koj muaj cov plaub hau ntev thiab tsis xav txiav nws lossis tsis tuaj yeem pom cov plaub hau, tom qab ntawd mus rau qhov khoom noj tsis zoo. Ponytails thiab braids yog txoj hauv kev zoo heev rau Blue Jock.
Kauj Ruam 2. Paub seb hom khaub ncaws twg koj yuav tsum hnav
Pink Jocks, hnav khaub ncaws. Tshwj xeeb tshaj yog liab los yog ntshav. Nrog sequins. Thiab ci. Thiab lub pov haum. Cov looj tsom iav dub yog ib qho ntxiv. Yog tias nws kub dhau rau lub tsho hle khaub ncaws, yuav lub tsho T-shirt liab qab nrog ib tus neeg zoo li Katy Perry nyob rau sab xub ntiag thiab khub nrog lub hauv caug-hauv siab lub tsho hws. Blue Jocks, koj nyiam lub tsho tshaj sab thiab ib lub tsho luv luv yog txoj hauv kev mus.
Kauj Ruam 3. Ua ntaus pob lossis ntaus pob tesniv lossis ncaws pob nerd
Ib yam dab tsi uas tsis xav tau chipping rau tes. Blue Jocks, koj nyiam kev ncaws pob ntau dua. Ncaws pob, ncaws pob, ntaus pob. Nov yog cov lus qhia xwb; feem ntau lawv tuaj yeem hloov pauv.
Kauj Ruam 4. Tsis txhob, puas, puas, puas, puas tau hnav flip-flops?
Taug qab khau, khau ntaus pob tesniv, thiab Converse yog txoj hauv kev mus.
Kauj Ruam 5. Yog tias koj yuav tsum yog neeg dag, koj yuav tsum xav thiab hais lus dag
Ua ntej tshaj plaws, paub tias koj tab tom tham txog dab tsi. Yog tias koj xaiv ncaws pob, xaiv pab pawg nyiam tshaj plaws li Jets lossis Bengals. Saib ob peb ncaws pob ncaws pob. Kawm cov npe ntawm kev ua yeeb yam sib txawv thiab Dab Tsi Qhov Txais Tau yog. Yog tias koj xaiv ntaus pob tesniv, nyeem phau ntawv ntawm Justine Henin thiab tham txog nws txhua lub sijhawm raws li koj tus qauv. Qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws, PLAY koj "nyiam ncaws pob" yog li koj tuaj yeem paub tias koj tab tom tham txog dab tsi. Tom qab ntawd … tham txog nws !! Qhov kev ntaus pob ncaws pob yog koj lub neej. Puas muaj dab tsi ntxiv los tham txog ntxiv rau koj kev ncaws pob?
Kauj Ruam 6. Yog tias yog vim li cas koj thiaj li mus ua si baseball Blue Jock thiab ib tus neeg ntaus pob tiag tiag qhia tawm ntawm tog, nws yuav yog qhov nyuaj
Tej zaum lawv yuav paub ntau dua li koj ua. Yog tias lawv hais txog qee yam uas koj tsis paub txog koj kev ntaus pob ncaws pob, TSIS TXAUS SIAB. Jock yog qhov tsis txaus ntseeg thiab nrov thiab paub txhua yam. Tsuas yog luag nyav thiab hais tias, "Yog, xijpeem," thiab hloov lub ncauj lus mus rau qee yam uas koj nyiam. Yog tias lawv nug koj cov lus koj tsis paub cov lus teb, tsuas yog hais tias, "Yog tias koj paub qhov kev ua si zoo, koj yuav tsis tas yuav nug cov lus nug yooj yim ntawd," thiab tsis quav ntsej lawv.
Lub tswv yim
- Nqa qee qhov kev noj qab haus huv tuav thiab Gatorade nrog koj txhua qhov chaw koj mus. Xav zoo li jock, hnav zoo li jock, noj zoo li jock.
- Nug cov neeg kom tawm dag zog nrog koj. Sib tw tib neeg los ua caj npab sib tw ua si, pom leej twg tuaj yeem ua qhov kev sib tw tshaj plaws. Koj tab tom kawm tas li.
- Qhia rau tib neeg los ntawm lawv lub xeem. "Hav, Smith yog dab tsi?" (Kuv/e Hais Txog Tim Smith.)
